. The female praying mantis devours her male minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it over a lifetime.Never doubt the courage of the French – they were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.Why do women have trouble with math? Because they tell them that THIS (holds fingers an inch and a half apart) is 6 inches.A man knocks on a neighbor’s door with a sheet of paper in his hand. When the neighbor answers, the guy says, “Hi, shall I write you down for this. "I'll have to remember to mention this the doctor at my next appointment," she thought.Getting up and putting on her robe, she headed towards the bathroom and ran the tub full of hot, steaming water and then disrobed and tested the water with her toes. The temperature felt right so she got in the tub and slowly sank into with water, lying there with only her head above the water and relaxed. The scented oils she'd already put in the waters washed her body and made her feel so much better.Thirty. ? I was so thirsty that Isucked half of it down before I stopped to eat something.? I tentatively took a dry nugget of food in the bowl and chewedit.? It was dry and tasteless.? At least it wasn?t horrible.? I began eating it as quick as I could becauseI was famished.? When I finished the foodI sucked on the cock bottle again and drank the rest of it.? I think I was close to finishing when a blindfold was put over my eyes again. I lay like that for more hours on end.? Only this time I felt. See you soon. Bye.”“Well Fran, let’s hope he shows.” We walked 15 minutes, ordered a pair of iced teas and sat outside. At 17:35 we were interrupted by a man about 30 saying, “Some nice lady said I would find two ladies drinking iced tea on the Beach Bistro patio.”I stood, gave him a hug and said, “I’m that nice lady. Mack, my sister, Fran.” She stood and hugged him.“Mack,” I began, “Let’s talk a little business. You can walk away now if you don’t like what you see.”“I like what I see.”“Then.
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